IMPEACHMENT???

Titulia City - Late tonight word reached us that Robert Descoteaux has called for the Impeachment of The Teacher. This surprising development comes on a the heels of a brutal day for the missing president and her beleaguered Vice President, William Money. In fact several citizens we spoke to on Brewster Avenue commented that this is akin to a civil war.

Descoteaux's impeachment proposal is currently 5-0 in favor of impeachment. One voice did surprisingly stand up in defense of the constitution. Dennis McVicker did suggest to Robert and others that they settle down and give the system a chance to sort things out. In other words the Admin or General Court could get involved at this juncture.

Again, no comment from members of the cabinet or the Liberty house. At this point William Money has been reported to have locked all the doors, the windows in the Liberty house, and his own whereabouts are unknown.

The Titulia Herald certainly does not endorse rash actions, but on one hand we are concerned that there has been very little communication from the current government as well. The Repubic does not even know if The Teacher is even returning to Titulia at this point.

Is The Teacher gone for good? Is William Money up to the job of being President? Is it time for another emergency election? This has now gone into another day of not knowing where the President is or when she'll be back. The crisis will not abate until there is real communication with the current inhabitants of the Liberty House.

One man who refused to be identified retorted that the Vice President and his party members were too busy smoking a bowl, and could not be bothered. Skepticism and anger continue to build, the question is will The Teacher administration be able to continue?